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Well, I don’t know if any Lethbian Lovers out there donated money, but Kelly was able to surpass her goal and raised $340.55 for cancer research. Kelly helped raise over $95,000 in the Trail Relay for Life marathon over the weekend!

This past Saturday, I went to a Leeroy Stagger concert that was superb! He had the full band with them and they rocked The Slice.

Speaking of rock, we also saw Mammoth Cave Festival earlier this week, which had a full 12 hours of local and out-of-town talent shaking the rooftop of Henotic

And in other news, Jaime Vedres’ photo is still up for grabs on eBay. The bid is at $150, but it’s worth it if you got the dough.

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Not much action on Lethbian Love this past week, due in part that I was out of town for a couple of days. I was laying low as some gangstas was all up in my shit.

Anyway, so some dude name Edmund Burke once said, “You can never plan the future by the past.” I hope that stays true as the city starts planning for the future of Lethbridge, leaving behind its dirty past in history books. Yeah.

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The well ran dry last week, thus my lack of posts. That or World of Warcraft has taken over my life (I caved). You can’t believe how many times I’ve died. Anyway, did you know that Lethbridge is in a semi-arid desert? It’s true, and the best evidence was all the camel toe I saw last Friday. But despite that, we still manage to thrive as an agricultural community! Boy, I got my sights on some melons this summer…may the fruit be abundant!

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Lethbridge is looking pretty brown lately and spring remains elusive. Global warming, my rear! Yet the snow has melted, only to reveal all sorts of garbage that has accumulated over the season.

With the ape flu running rampant, it’s only a matter of time that all sorts of bacteria come out of their winter hibernation and wreak havoc on Lethbridge. But Carli has got you covered. Might as well go out in style.

On a more boring, but important note, Lethbridge also held “visioning workshops” to gather public input on where Lethbridge should head in the next 40 years. In the session I attended, there were roughly 70 people, only 15% were below the age of 30. The majority of the people who were there won’t even be alive to see 2050! But earlier that day, I had the opportunity to have lunch with a couple of consultants who are involved in the “Plan Your City” initiative. They’re really keen on getting young people involved and even took their time to listen to little ‘ol me!

Try the bison steak sandwich at Henotic, by the way. So juicy and tender.

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Maybe a sin tax ain’t so bad, after all. Maybe next time I’ll notice the Adam’s apple on that hot girl, before I end up in my birthday suit. But then maybe I won’t have an excuse…

It was all about music and dance this week. The ultra-hot, all girl group (with two boys) band, The Myelin Sheaths, made their debut and I was there, throwing my undies and flowers at the stage. Yet another embarrassing moment caught on tape.

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I don’t know what got into me. Last week’s lack of updates, I mean. I’m getting slow in my old age, which is making it a little hard to remember things. That and I drink too much.

So it’s Easter, which means it’s socially acceptable to don my bunny costume in public, and get gooey. You know, with Creme Eggs. What were you thinking, I’d yiff that ape? Furry please.

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It was a slow week, that’s for sure. The biggest news was that our Mayor Bob Tarleck was found having an affair with a former city-council member, which I had to make up. Granted, it was an April Fools joke. I’ve been running on fumes lately and that was the best I could come up with! Literally, I wish the gas company would fix this leak.

Speaking of leaks, I’m glad I wore ultra-absorbents because I made it through the entire 12-hour film marathon! I wasn’t so lucky at the film festival, though. Good thing I had some Poo-Pourri handy!

When it comes to poo smells, Robert Pattinson actually doesn’t have bad breath. This according to famous singer Adaline, who recently got to meet the sparkly-hunk-vampire-actor who played Edward Cullen in Twilight.

Well, I guess that sums it up, so I’m going to light up a smoke. You can lecture me about it later…


Well there goes my last tooth. I guess it makes it easier to suckle, at least.

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Winter’s cold grasp will not release! Mother nature tricked us last Saturday, offering a glimpse of what was once called Spring. Where is global warming when you need it?! You’ll pay for this, Captain Planet.

Lethbridge was abuzz with happenings this past week. Lucky reader Cherilyn won tickets to the Swollen Members concert last night, courtesy of DJ Booda and Lethbian Love. But I thought there’d be more than one entry…you disappointed me, Lethbridge. Just wait until your father gets home; you’ll be lectured like never before.

Though I suppose there is one excuse that I will accept – that is, if you danced your butt off at the Big Band Boogie, which fell upon the same night. It would have been fabulous to be there myself, but Monica (my new dance partner) has a clubbed foot and didn’t feel like moving, especially after filling up on those mini-donuts at the Home & Garden Trade Show.

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Plenty of interesting things went on this week.

Last night I took in the final leg of the Highway 3 Roots Review, which featured my friend Leeroy Stagger, as well as John Wort Hannam and Dave McCann. The place was packed in a good way, quite unlike the cuddle party that happened elsewhere.

Yesterday was also the International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination, which saw a couple of things happening at city hall, like a march at noon and open house later in the evening.

Earlier in the week, Jenn moderated the semi-final round of Changing the World: Student Speakers Challenge. She gave us the 101 on the Lethbridge music scene, then went for some poutine to Red Dog.

So as the last of winter is upon us, I thought I’d connect with my friend Dione, escape the ice and get outdoors. I have the pictures to prove it! You have to pay to see the rest.