You think I'd be done and over this already, but I just wanted to throw out there that thanks to Bert & Mac's Source for Sports & Movember Canada, I won myself an autographed Paul Stastny Sher-Wood Hockey Mo'Stick! I don't even like hockey!
If this is your thing, you can still get yourself one and Sher-Wood will donate 15% of sales to Movember.
Here's Paul Stastny:

I’m a webslinger located in Lethbridge, AB. I love all things nerdy, like cartoons and videogames, and am also a bit of a foodie. When I travel, I always keep my eyes out for hot springs and great places to adventure with my wife, Melissa.