Discount massages; minimal risk of paralysis.

Recently, my masseuse left this city and took her golden hands along with her. My body delights in rubs and kneads, and I find myself missing her touch upon my body. Luckily, Lethbridge College’s Massage Therapy students need some hands-on experience, so they are running massage clinics three days a week this semester, from 5:30-8PM …

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Fate be true! Love found on Twitter

Last night, an @reply on Twitter introduced me to the love of me life – Kate a.k.a SexyKat. She’s a fashion design student with big knockers who, ironically, likes to wear nothing! And she’s from Lethbridge. Even sweeter – so not only is she from our beloved city, but so is her “sluttier” Latina friend …

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Guest bloggers wanted!

First, I have to apologize for the lack of updates. If there’s one thing people should not have to deal with, it’s a sick pussy spewing forth fluids all over their rug. Last week, my cat Montecore fell ill and we had to hospitalize him. Beyond costing a small fortune and wrecking my nerves, the …

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