This is the best thing you’ll see all summer.

Hey, long time no see. Here's my awesome optometrist, Dr. Len Ferguson, raving at the Lethbridge Electronic Music Festival. This makes me love him even more: UPDATE: He's even got his own animated caricature now! JonnyI’m a webslinger located in Lethbridge, AB. I love all things nerdy, like cartoons and videogames, and am also a …

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Put on your dancing feet

Don’t trust the saying, “dance like no one is watching” because I did that once and ended up on an episode So You Think You Can Dance Canada. Granted, I was only a floor waxer, but if you pause it you can totally see my reflection on the floor. Anyway, dance instructor Maxine Strain, who …

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She said, “Nice move.” To which I replied, “That’s the only one I have!”

Today, yours truly met Lethbridge’s “So You Think You Can Dance Canada” superstar, Tara-Jean Popowich. Now you may think I had this planned all along, but it was fate that brought us together! It just so happened that on the day when I got my license back oil changed, she was at Milestone Mazda receiving …

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Salsa is spicy

Henotic Salsa MondaysNot many people know this, but I once had a short-lived career as a Salsa dancer. Yes, it happened about a year after I gave up figure skating. I thought, “My feet cannot betray me.”

And I was right, both left feet stayed true. The same cannot be said for my ex-partner, Luciana. She was beautiful; her body flowed smoother than this expensive whiskey. But alas, Felipe, one of my many my rivals, stole her away from me. He won her with chest hair and championships, neither of which could I ever attain.

But fate not always be so unkind. No, one does not need a dance partner to take part in Henotic’s “Salsa Mondays.” All you need is a burning passion.

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