Show us your Lethbridge!

I’ve been too busy playing with Lego lately, trying to make a Rube Goldberg machine that will shave my face and brush my teeth while I sleep. I still got a few kinks to sort out, but at least for now I have the smoothest legs and shiniest toenails ever. Since I haven’t taken a …

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I swear, I only go for the fashion designs

Like I’ve said before, I’m quite fashionable. This spring, I forecast that the “urban barrel” will take Lethbridge by storm in all this season’s hottest colours. That is, if we ever get away from this cursed snow! But surely things will heat up Saturday night, as Lethbridge College’s Fashion Design & Marketing students hold their …

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Salsa is spicy

Henotic Salsa MondaysNot many people know this, but I once had a short-lived career as a Salsa dancer. Yes, it happened about a year after I gave up figure skating. I thought, “My feet cannot betray me.”

And I was right, both left feet stayed true. The same cannot be said for my ex-partner, Luciana. She was beautiful; her body flowed smoother than this expensive whiskey. But alas, Felipe, one of my many my rivals, stole her away from me. He won her with chest hair and championships, neither of which could I ever attain.

But fate not always be so unkind. No, one does not need a dance partner to take part in Henotic’s “Salsa Mondays.” All you need is a burning passion.

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Cheaper than Blockbuster

Karla informed me that the ULFC is holding a 12-hour film marathon this Saturday. The goal of the marathon is to raise enough funds to grow their film library, so that members have access to all previously screened films. We are asking participants to get themselves pledged to watch films! Asking family, friends or colleges …

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